Dear Ambien,

You are my new best friend. Thanks to you I got a full night's sleep and only woke up 1 time instead of 10. Hallelujah! Sleep used to be so easy, but due to my recent large-bellied state, it is not. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I cannot wait to take another ambien again tonight and sleep like a little baby.

P.S. I'm sure since I've just figured out how to get a good night's sleep, something wild will happen tonight, like going into labor. Stay tuned:)